Amerika

Epstymillogikal Supra-Genus Alexandra Occasio-Cortez has a warning for the unwashed blob of humanity attempting to illegally gate-crash Amerika’s Southern Border. Her intellectual equivalent of a well-mixed Mickey Finn follows below.

Mike Pence literally does not believe in science. It is utterly irresponsible to put him in charge of US coronavirus response as the world sits on the cusp of a pandemic. This decision could cost people their lives. Pence’s past decisions already have.

And I’m sure the Congressmaggot soon to be light a district to misrepresent knows this because Vice President Pence just loves telling her these things over a couple of mint juleps at the Churchill Downs Racetrack or something. This tweet comes from a woman who wants to abolish ICE and leave our nation’s borders open to anyone with a sniffle and a cough of unknown origin. This lecture on science denial comes from a person who thinks race and gender are both social constructs. That’s OK, because she’s read up on this stuff from expert economists like Molten Frycook.

I could go on all day. Bashing socialists from The Democratic Socialist Party is fun, but it doesn’t encompass the entire set of globalist scumbags attempting to murder your children with Covid19 for polemics and profit. AOC unfortunately won’t need the wit and guidance of John Myron Coins to help bolster her slap-dash arguments when Nick Mulvaney represents President Trump to the rest of the world.

“We’re full, our system’s full, our country’s full!” That was President Donald Trump last year at our southern border. “Every decision on trade, on taxes, on immigration, on foreign affairs, will be made to benefit American workers and American families.” That was Trump in January 2017 at his inaugural address. “The influx of foreign workers holds down salaries, keeps unemployment high, and makes it difficult… to earn a middle class wage.” That was presidential candidate Trump in 2016. Contrast those clarion “America First” statements with the apparent hysteria of Trump’s current acting chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, who was caught on tape telling a private audience of elites in England last week: “We are desperate — desperate — for more people. We are running out of people to fuel the economic growth that we’ve had in our nation over the last four years. We need more immigrants.”

How do I put this gently? Oh, well. [[[ Mulvaney ]]] sucks. Therefore, I cannot put this gently. Having five or six random sick people deliberately cough on Nick Mulvaney per day won’t adequately deliver him the message that Globalism yea, verily sucks like he does. Why does Nick Mulvaney desperately need more workers? He needs them so that he will still have donors and patrons among the baronially arrogant elite classes.

Amerikan CEOs like Bob Iger famously like hiring workers, but are far more averse to actually renumerating them at a reasonable rate. They avoid doing this by reading one economist AOC really crushes on as a how-to manual for screwing over the working poor in some scum-polluted ditch. Karl Marx gives Bob Iger just the ticket for systematically underpaying the lumpen-proletariat over at Devil Mouse Inc.

For wages to stay at the subsistence level, Karl Marx held that workers must be in a weak bargaining position in relation to their employers. A worker’s source of bargaining power is his or her ability to leave the employer and to go get a new job with someone else. To Marx, under capitalism, the weak bargaining position of the workers would be maintained by a large supply of unemployed workers. Workers would have to “obey” their employers because they would know that there were many other workers willing to take their jobs. And they could not quit their jobs because their chances of getting other jobs would be low. This supply of unemployed workers was called “the reserve army of the unemployed”.

The retarded, we will always have with us. AOC’s mental capacity is predictable from a product of consanguineous fornication out back in the outhouse. Nick Mulvaney is so hermetically alabaster that he actually had to stay awake in his tougher college courses. He therefore lacks genetic deficiency as a decent excuse for his lack of concern for The Amerikan People. Someone smart enough to know better has to be genuinely iniquitous to say what Mulvaney just said to pacify his donor base.

Covid is trying to tell us something about Globalism. So was our first Amerikan Emperor, George Washington. We were too arrogant to understand and now we’re getting a kick right in our DJIA nuts. Given what this could do to a few strategically malinvested retirement plans, the Boomers, like the butt-kissing fvcktards, will be with us at work for another five years.

We should listen to the Covid; not the Prozac. To quote a line from the movie Platoon Leader. An aggravated platoon mate told Grease “Death is the ultimate alarm clock, man. Wakes you up.” Bacera had a point. So do anti-globalists. Interaction with the world works like thermodynamics. What’s good about good countries gets leached. What sucks about rectal orifice nations in no ways improves. The world just gets two degrees Kelvin closer to that Occasio Cortez IQ of absolute zero.

Maybe Covid will be that alarm clock. We could systematically infect people like Bob Iger, AOC, and Nick Mulvaney. Maybe they could use a few sick days away from the desk job. If they really feel peaked, they could do the rest of us a favor and take a nice, comfy dirt nap. Nothing quite says you love the planet like decomposing and providing a nice, happy source of carbon-based raw materials. Otherwise, we get a new Carbon-Sequestration Initiative called the Covid Plan. One of these days Globalism will give us a pandemic that doesn’t have Covid’s nice, reasonable 2% death rate. Avignon during the 13th and 14th Centuries wasn’t a very pleasant place to be.

Tags: coronavirus, covid-19, Globalism