Amerika

Hillary Clinton has news for us all: she is back. She’s dropping not-so-subtle hints that she is embalmed, rested, and ready for Election 2024.

If you ever wondered what a wonderful victory speech she had written back in 2016, she went on TV and read it for us all.

In an emotional video released Wednesday, former secretary of state Hillary Clinton for the first time publicly delivered the victory speech she had been planning to give in November 2016 if she had prevailed over Donald Trump in that year’s presidential election. Clinton delivered the speech as part of a MasterClass educational video series on the topic of resilience set to launch Thursday. NBC’s “Today” show featured a roughly seven-minute excerpt of Clinton’s remarks on Wednesday.

It must be because Amerika missed her. Whoever was pulling the trigger should have practiced better Basic Rifle Marksmanship. On the other hand, maybe it wouldn’t have done any good. Natural forces like directed kinetic energy seem to do the undead no corporeal harm. Vampires simply do not die natural deaths.

Hillary Rodham Clinton is a post-modern vampire. She never would have made it as an Old School Vamp. Maybe not even as a transsexual transvestite from Transylvania. She does do the fake accents on the campaign trail. However, unlike Vlad Tepes, she has the proximate charisma of a ball of phlegm.

Post-Modern Vampires do not drain their victims in an honest and manly fashion. They glom on to the Amerikan political system and grift resources. Beta O’Rourke, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Stacy Abrams, Pete Buttigieg and Mitt Romney all have infinite careers. The passage of time and the passage from anything that even resembles useful relevance never makes them go away. Nor do their overweening egos seem to show the effects of aging as the decades cascade past.

Some of them (Senator Ossoff from Georgia comes to mind) just keep droning along until they hit the stupidity lottery known as democracy. It is a well-remunerated absence of work if you can get it. Like Stacy Abrams, they are all running for reelection to the grift panel.

Hillary Rodham Clinton’s 2016 campaign for office was a genuine surrealistic show. Spirit Cooking made it into the political lexicon along with talk of The Basket of Deplorables. The swashbuckling, bodice-ripping exploits of Carlos Danger graced the political scandal rags of the land. I doubt reputable professional licensing committees give out IT certifications to people who believe you should keep your personal Wi-Fi server safely stashed in the bog. James Comey was Igor to Hillary in her role as Antagonist-In-Chief.

The buzzards fly in orbit near the staggering Presidency of Joe Biden, Bill O’ Reilly tells us all about the elephant in the room. Hillary is delusional enough to believe she should run for President in 2024.

“Hillary Clinton wants the nomination. She knows the Biden administration is falling apart, which is why you’re seeing her surface right now,” O’Reilly said Tuesday while appearing on Dan Abrams’s primetime show on NewsNation. “So it could be a replay. But voters make up their own mind.”

Nobody outside The Beltway-Industrial Complex wants another Hillary for President Campaign. Nobody in Jerusalem’s Lot, Maine was asking for an undead infestation either. The Clinton’s are never typically big on asking anyone’s pardon. Hillary, like her husband on one of Epstein’s private jets, is once more here to rape it for all it’s worth.

Vampires are like that. They do not change. They never demur. They find no relief from the curse of their eternal thirst. They also do not die natural deaths. Beta O’Rourke, Reverend Jesse Jackson, Stacy Abrams, Pete Buttigieg, Mitt Romney, and Hillary Rodham Clinton will all launch exploratory presidential campaigns sometime in the Spring of 2046. Why wouldn’t they? It is not as if any of us really want to work for a living.

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