Amerika

This is going to be funny, or it might be funny, who knows. It is a great idea that came about as an IRL shitpost at a white liberal dinner party. (I’m a proud swpl, swplstate when?) First some background on the idea.

Andy Warski and Papa JF have been joking about the Liberalist™ (Warski is seriously trying to Trademark Liberalist to keep Sargon from using it) trapnostate on Warski Live and sometimes on the Morning Kumite with Tonkasaw, Failure and Mister Metokur. It was a funny potential meme until Warski confessed to having 65 gigs of VR porn on a flash drive and was dubbed Andy Wankski. Which made me wonder how many traps are on his VR stick? Which begged the question of last year: are traps gay?

Yes they are. But I’m a realist. I know transsexuals are mentally ill, and I know a gender reassignment is the only way they can deal with it currently. In terms of DNA, even a good transition still means they can’t biologically reproduce. But will traps still be gay when genetic engineering progresses to the point where we can not only remove genetic diseases, but also make the person the biological gender they want to be? If you’re with a woman, who has two X chromosomes, a self-lubricating vag, a womb, who ovulates, and who can breast feed her children. But she was born with a dick, is it still gay? Weird from my point of view, but probably not gay.

This led to me being a smartass at a few glasses of wine in with questions such as: “If you and your best friend were still single at 40, who would get the sex change so you could get married?” and “If you can change genders, and if gender is partially mental, and mental functions are partially genetic, won’t we be able to make the world 100% straight and get rid of gays once and for all?”

This then led to an idea. I broached the idea of an ethnostate with a libertarian friend who is a hyper-individualist and who doesn’t care if his kids or grandkids are anything like him. He is a solipsist in the most practical way he can be. The world didn’t matter before him, the world won’t matter after him. He also quotes a lot of Ayn Rand (because of course he does, I guess it’s less gay than name dropping Lysander Spooner, or quoting I, Pencil at this point) when debating culture and politics. So I asked him, “Okay, what do you think of removing all the borders, and having a Kalergi Plan inspired mono-race of individuals. We can all be the same race, I’ll concede that to you for the moment, since in your view race doesn’t matter.”

A liberal (((woman))) came over and said, “Race doesn’t matter. What matters is who you are as a person. That’s right. I’m sick of neo-Nazis. I’m sick of Trump. I’m sick of the Make America White Again, white supremacy bullshit. I can’t believe we are still debating racism and white supremacy in 2018.”

My libertarian friend said, “I’d support any proposition that allows free movement of people and goods to any part of the globe they wish in pursuit of liberty and happiness.”

I said, “So you want a mono-race, you’re not opposed to race mixing?” As you would expect, he said no. I responded, “Great what if the one race is white[1]?”

Apparently having one race really bothers the left and libertarians when that race is European. They tried explaining how white genes are recessive and that is why whites are going extinct. To which I responded, “what if we sold our DNA to blacks, Asians, Jews, and Hispanics?”

They were confused. I continued, “If you can have a DNA based sex change, why can’t you have a DNA based race change? No bronzer for white people, no skin bleach for blacks. We could engage in peaceful ethnic cleansing by making the whole world white. Think about it, when you are able to do a race change, who wouldn’t want to be white[2]? All non-whites talk about is my white privilege. If they are so sure it exists, wouldn’t non-Whites rush to get our DNA at the gene factory the same way they rush to have sex with white people?”

This really bothered the crowd. But I think it’s a white pill we could meditate on. Genetic engineering is moving fast. But will it move fast enough to get blacks and Hispanics to stop bitching about white privilege when the only reason they aren’t white is because they don’t have a job? That’s one last balloon payment on reparations for slavery and colonialism I’d be willing to chip in for.

I can hear BuzzFeed making shitty videos about white privilege circa 2056. Imagine a group of tan, but still white, people holding signs at an anti-Barron Trump rally screaming, “White Privilege means having enough financial privilege to afford the best genes!” or maybe BuzzFeed make a video featuring white* people who had their DNA repossessed for late payments.

The future is looking brighter and whiter all the time.

[1] In reality the world would probably become East Asian, but I wanted to trigger the anti-whites. Maybe we should reach out to them and create and Alt-Right alliance. We can call them the Alt Rice.

[2] Plenty of Asians would stay Asian. That’s cool. Asians have a great civilization and history to be proud of, and as a European I wouldn’t become Asian, even if it meant a higher IQ and standard of living. Europe is enough for me.

Tags: diversity, ethnostate, nationalism, transhumanism