Amerika

The WaPo has told us that magic is in the air. A logical citizen of Amerika should view that as almost as much of a threat as a having two or three wings of The Russian Air Force aloft and overhead. What Eldritch glamour does Joe Biden cast to amaze and bedazzle us all? The same wondrous and miraculous prestidigitation that gave us Vice President Kamala Harris. It is Black Girl Magic.

Joe Biden has nominated LaShawn A. Williams to be a justice on The US Supreme Court specifically because she was black and female. “Mirabile dictu!” Sayeth the WaPo.

Judge LaShawn A. Williams, one of the women in that photo, recalled the sisterhood she felt as part of that “Black Girl Magic” campaign. When asked about President Biden’s decision to nominate Ketanji Brown Jackson as the first Black woman nominated to the Supreme Court, she felt something even more powerful, she said. “This is angelic,” she said. “This is magic on such a profound level.”

In case anyone in the general population still reads WaPo, she maundered on and spilled more tea.

“She’s a real sister,” Williams said, noting that Jackson wears her hair in sisterlocks. “A beautiful Brown sister. So smart, so eloquent … I have been beaming all day.”

In the event that Joe Biden was filling a slot in the next Ebony Magazine Swimsuit Issue, these qualifications maybe would fit the bill. Nothing tells us more about the level of Judge LaShawn A. Williams’ jurisprudential capabilities than hearing that she is a real sister. It relieves any anxieties we may have harbored that President Biden was going to nominate a T-800 model cyborg during a moment of extreme senile dementia.

The one positive thing she has on offer is a stint that she spent clerking at The US Supreme Court. Her decisions may suck like a turbomolecular pump, but we can all rest easy that the bureaucratic forms that go with them will all be squared-away and snappy. It will be even better since she will oversee these preparations wearing sisterlocks.

So how could some Dissident Right Blogger cast vile and racist aspersions upon the profound judicial decisions of a real sister clad with awesome sisterlocks? It could be because we are not supposed to be selecting SCOTUS Justices based upon the elegance of their sisterlocks.

According to the COTUS (Article III, Section 2), The Supreme Court should be engaged in the following:

The judicial power shall extend to all cases, in law and equity, arising under this Constitution, the laws of the United States, and treaties made, or which shall be made, under their authority;–to all cases affecting ambassadors, other public ministers and consuls;–to all cases of admiralty and maritime jurisdiction;–to controversies to which the United States shall be a party;–to controversies between two or more states;–between a state and citizens of another state;–between citizens of different states;–between citizens of the same state claiming lands under grants of different states, and between a state, or the citizens thereof, and foreign states, citizens or subjects.

Nowhere within our nation’s founding document are we led to believe in sisterlocks. Nor are we supposed to care whether someone is a real sister. The person in question is supposed to be able to make sound technical decisions in an environment of confused and tangled regulatory authority so that screwed up issues get peaceably entangled.

What Joe Biden has accomplished by establishing a SCOTUS Quota that demands that the court now contain at a minimum Female, Black, 1 ea; is add another variable to an already messy equation. Anyone who has every optimized an equation or two can tell you the following general principle. More variables will always imply greater than or equal fvckery and confusion. In that regard, Joe Biden will always offer us equal opportunity.

This fvckery and confusion is the product of demotism. The WaPo article praising our new nominee’s sisterlocks is an effort in glamour to put a smiley face on demotism. This smiley face is no more sincere and honest than the famous village in Russia. Behind that smiley face is something iniquitous and awful.

No rational mind would care if a candidate Supreme Court Justice had sisterlocks without a serious implicit “or else” in the background. That or else consists of the #BLM and #Antifa mobs that form the unacknowledged real Supreme Court in the Land of Mordor that is Amerika. It is better to talk of sisterlocks and let what remains of democracy die in darkness. That system has not functioned here since the ratification of the XIV Amendment anyhow.

Tags: affirmative action, diversity, SCOTUS, sisterlocks