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Working together for the first time, investigators from the ADL, CAIR, and SPLC embarked on a massive, fifty-state campaign to dig out compromising information about members of the Trump Administration. After finding the Pete Hegseth blow-up doll video, Elon Musk’s mistress, and Stephen Miller’s psychological discharge, the team has turned its eye toward Donald Trump himself.

What it found was nothing short of staggering. Using forum messages from the late 1990s through early 2000s, ADL investigators — working with CAIR and SPLC support — were able to link an email account, adolfhadrian@yahoo.com, to a domain registration used to park the domain for Trump Tower New York over several years.

At this point, says investigator Maxwell Stinemann, things got interesting when the researchers cross-referenced that email address to a dump of data about the trolling group GNAA that was obtained from Discord by Antifa trans-furry hackers. “We looked in the email column, and there it was. He used the same address to register his GNAA account on IRC.”

IRC is the “internet relay chat” system, a type of chat forum. Stinemann added that Trump probably considered the account safe because it was never used for a production website, only to hold the domain name. “That is unfortunate for him because we have a source at GoDaddy who was able to get us the registration details,” laughs Stinemann.

The Trump-linked email address was used by an IRC nickname account, “MLKangz,” which participated in a number of GNAA trolls including the famous 2012 Tumblr takeover. CAIR investigators, who have a leaked database of the original GNAA IRC logs, say that MLKangz was a regular contributor to the group’s sexist, racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and classist chats.

Take for example this message from April 2006 in which MLKangz laments that yet again, Hispanics have stolen his hubcaps and left an empty can of Modelo Especial behind. “Fucking wetbacks slimed my whip again by ripping off these plastic caps,” wrote MLKangz. “Should deport all of them, maybe back to Siberia, in giant boats.”

MLKangz also offered biographical details. “Been pro for years, built up a nest egg, then my weeb daughter runs off and marries a Jew,” MLKangz lamented. “Their kids are going to have little fluffy Afros and be the first to steal candy on the block.”

A Trump administration spokesperson declined to comment on the story. “We have nothing to offer at this time regarding these unsourced allegations,” she said, shortly before asking us our citizenship status. “The boat to Siberia leaves shortly,” she said with a smile.

Tags: ADL, CAIR, donald j. trump, gnaa, hiv+, MLKangz, splc